Author: Michael Anthony

Hi! I'm Michael Anthony Abril. I'm an assistant professor of Systematic Theology, I teach 7th-grade PSR (catechism), and I'm a foster parent.

The Thing about Things

Maybe I’m making something out of nothing, but I am fascinating by the heavy lifting done today at least in English and German by the word “thing.” It’s not just that we overuse the word. What is really interesting is that we rely on it to produce a certain je ne sais quoi. When someone…

The Novel I Will Never Finish

Every once in a great while I jot down pieces of a science fiction novel that, ostensibly, I will never be able to finish. Entitled Cellular, the book is a postmodern reflection on the problem of undifferentiation: the tendency for mimesis and society to reduce people to compartmentalized, isolated, and ultimately replaceable modules within the…

The Timeless Art of Demon Hunting

The present popularity of Netflix’s K-Pop Demon Hunters raises a vital question for concerned parents: What’s with all this demon hunting stuff anyway? The very mention of demons should give us pause, not because we don’t believe in them, but because there is a legitimate fear that we will cease to take them seriously. By…

Predatory Predication?

Whitehead and others have argued that traditional metaphysics fails precisely because of its obsession with language. Since it assumes the subject-verb-object mold of language, so also does it conform philosophical thought to this same mold. The attempt by Heidegger and others to escape into the poetry of the pre-Socratics is another essay at escape from…

On Behalf of the Old

OK, so older English sometimes gives us pause. What in the world does Holden Caulfield mean by this? Women kill me. They really do. I don’t mean I’m oversexed or anything like that—although I am quite sexy. I just like them, I mean. They’re always leaving their goddam bags out in the middle of the…

Falling To Pieces Into Place

Paramore’s early “Hallelujah” has an interesting lyric at the start: Somehow everything’s going to fall—right in-to place The pause after “fall” and the lengthening of “right” add to the meaning of the line. It’s a little like: Somehow everything’s going to fall—[and if that’s the case then] let it in-to place The falling of world…

The End Reveals the Beginning

For me, a central point of apocalyptic theology is that the end reveals the beginning and the beginning reveals the end. On the one side, as the history of the world progresses toward its end, the real meaning of the beginning becomes apparent—even to the point of becoming obnoxiously obvious. Specifically, the more that the…

The Weaning of Plotinus

If you pick up the biography that the third-century Neoplatonist philosopher Porphyry wrote about his teacher Plotinus, you may be struck by just how slight it is on actual facts and details. It’s less a biography and more a few personal notes.Porphyry explains that because Plotinus despised his own bodily existence–true to his philosophy–he was…

Unchained Grimoire

Spooky Theology at a Distance

The misuse of scientific concepts within theology causes me exceptional annoyance. After all, before I suddenly switched to theology, I had intended to pursue a doctorate in physics. To be clear, this unfulfilled aspiration does not provide me with any noteworthy credentials. I cannot pretend to have the scientific expertise of, for example, the man…

Darwin’s Bad Habits

My latest amusing find is from the autobiography of Charles Darwin. Often delightful in its candor, the book recounts how the young Darwin had plenty of bad habits related to his predilection for collection and cataloguing. He wasted massive stretches of time shooting birds and tracking his kills, so much so that his father sent…

Bacchus riding on a chariot

Know Your Pagans

Ancient pagans had no shortage of gods. In the first century, Varro categorized the Roman gods into three groups: the “certain,” the “uncertain,” and the “chosen.” The latter were the gods more specifically worshipped by Roman tradition. Yet Augustine mocks Varro’s categories with the fact that many of these so-called “chosen” gods performed such trifling…

The Grand Canyon, showing geological strata

The Depths of Time

An insightful essay by Joe D. Burchfield entitled “The Age of the Earth and the Invention of Geological Time” discusses the concepts of “geological time” and “deep time”, tracing their usage back to the influential work of Charles Lyell at the start of the nineteenth century. “Geological time” occurs frequently in works having to do…

Racism and Population Control

I’ve recently been reading Thomas Malthus’s 1798 first edition of The Principle of Population because of its significance for Charles Darwin, which I mention in my draft book on evolutionary theology, Evolution and Grace. Darwin was reluctant at first to apply natural selection to humans, but in fact it was Malthus’s teaching in regard to…

Tech Tuesday: Goldwave

So, you have to record a lecture, make it as clear as possible, and cut out that bit where you lost your train of thought and started rambling about typos in your lecture notes. What do you do? Well, you just pull up a voice recorder app on your phone… Or not. All of the…

Tech Tuesday: Mario Teaches Typing

Even with all of the new apps for children these days, there’s very few that are actually very helpful or truly educational. Watching cartoon animals in between Candy Crush ads does not really constitute education. Older kids can learn from a variety of games, especially complex simulation games, but younger kids really don’t have much…

The myth of the “Dark Ages”

Even the best storycrafter shapes a tale after his or her own likeness, and yet, stories have a way of getting away from us and shaping us in return. The most powerful of these stories become cultural myths, broad-sweeping metanarratives that reinterpret reality through a particular lens. Such myths may point to a deeper truth, but…

Top 5 money-saving DIY jobs

I recently perused an article on “The 25 things you should learn to DIY this year,” and it struck me that many of the ideas were not all that practical. For most homeowners—especially those of us with stereotypically large Catholic families—practicality and savings should be a big consideration when deciding what to do by yourself. If…

Two cherubs lost in thought

Kids = constant entertainment

We parents usually have plenty of funny stories about the things kids say. Many of my favorites come from my very imaginative second child, Lucía (age 5), sometimes in concert with my oldest, Grace (age 7). Once when I was reading a bedtime story, two-year-old Lucía, exclaimed, “I want to whee-haa!” Before I could ask…